I love Jollibee I hate Bench Ali Mall

I saw this bee-you-tee-ful cardigan at Bench Greenhills. I like the decent plunge and the way it makes my lanky shoulder look broad. I didnt buy it because I was afraid of the on-going card capture incidents rising from the BDO and Equitable PCI merger. So I headed to the office a bit early today to buy it. I went to Bench Fairmart, they don't have. Bench Gateway only has medium sized grey-greens and  navy blues. The cutesy guy from there told me that they have another store at the ancient Ali Mall. Trivia, it was named after the Parkinson's stricken pugilist - Moham mad Ali. So there I asked this sharp looking guy which I thought was the store man. I asked him - Do you have that cardigan that comes in gree, blue and black? He asked back : Is that a garment? I believe that prior to my questions Ive explained to him how the CARDIGAN looks like. I used to be part of our school's theater group so I know I did a great  job in "portraying" that "garment". Hes so stupid.

I stormed out and caught a glimpse of the staple food of Filipinos - Jolibee. I drowned my stress with their mocha jelly frosty. Delish! Ill go to Greenhills tomorrow and head straight to Ali Mall and tell that simpleton there - Heres how a cardigan look!