I just woke up from a three hour lunch, cool eh? NOT! And yes I do sleep my lunch sometimes, specially when i spent the night before with my friends from Epixtar at Eastwood. The original plan , that I came up, was to go to Enchanted Kingdom. We underestimated the whiles of Isagani Fabito. He said that its too far. So we gave in, we decided to just have lunch and then have our usual videoke session at powerstation. So Marra was there ten am, I came around 12 noon, and Rach at 2pm. Two hour intervals, very gedd! Cha was also there with her girlfriend, Camile, yet had to leave since the latter, their both girls btw, needs to answer some call from nature. Marra told us that Isagani will be arriving at 4:30. Whatever happened to our lunch date. So after gulping a mocha frap grande at sbux we delved into some serious rice carnage at Tokyo Tokyo. Tick tock tick tock, 4:30 wheres Is. He said that he'll get there 8:30. Wow! "Mahihiya ang artista". Celebrities will be ashamed at his undeniable folly with call times. My fuse was burned, and it came to a point that we got tired of griping and calling down evil on the primadona and decided to just enjoy the reunion by belting, i mean yelping some Mariah and Alicia Keys in the videoke. We had a blast. Then came time for us to munch one more time. Singing can make you hungry in case your wondering. Mc Donalds came in useful.
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Mareng Emcee asked me to enumerate 15 queer things about me.
1. I love raisins.
2. Coffee makes me sleepy.
3. I cry on every Maalaala Mo Kaya Episode I watch.
4. Im good at shoplifting. Last piece I got from was from SM North.
5. I can hit the note B5.
7. I sleep with my mouth open. You never know when a Bird would like to take rest in my toothy crevice.
8. I was once the Associate Editor of our school paper aptly called Flint (in Filipino, "Tilamsik").
9. Ive never gone inside a church.
1o. I love watching Ambush Makeover.
11. I own a Forrest Gump paperback. Is it rare?. OMG its in Dallas. Toney bring it back home!
12. Im afraid of any body of water thats more than 6 feet.
13. I make good Salsa.
14. I can dance for hours (10PM-3AM) without skipping a beat. Shucks! My video! Ill try uploading it tomorrow.
15. I know how to recite the official Thai name of "Bangkok".
In my younger years, last two years of college I guess, I was hooked with the acoustic scene. Yknow paolo santos, jimmy bondoc, nina, shitty songs played over at wave. I found it at the time cool. So I asked my friends to start up a band. We landed a regular in Taguig were we played covers of alternative pop and rock musicians. I loved John Mayer back then, well I guess now again, after he bashed a reporter on Live Earth presscon. One of my favorite songs of his was WHY GEORGIA. And heres loser me faking a John Mayer. This is lovingly dedicated to a reader in dallas texas. Im not mad at you. Get your white ass back here in manila
Why Georgia by kutonlupa
Dont you hate the channels on cable that are showing TV Evangelists. Were on Sky Cable and im guessing there are at least 7 tops that are showing men in clerical blacks .And just last night, a bald Buddhist priestess. Talk about G.I. Jaipur! My point is, personally I dont believe that the viewers, specially from the atheist and naturalist audience bloc, find it cool that in between sports and news channels they'll cruse through a couple of healing sessions, people dancing frantically, teary eyed old ladies cladded in white. I dont have anything against organized faith. But religion on TV, na-ah! There are other media that can be used, say print or radio. Or maybe a church! Just imagine the other, more entertaining channels that can take the slot of those bible hugging men. I hate their stations. They ruin my late night TV viewing. Thats it. I don't hate their groups but they have to leave my TV.Can anyone tell me the support number for Sky Cable? To Sky why not contemplate on putting Channel V, NBC, CBS instead of them people. People just literally skip through em. Heres a couple of the I LOVE Buddha; I LOVE my Pastor; I LOVE the late night evangelists.
WHADDIF? WHADDIF? Just WHADDIF? Stan Lee, one of the creators of Heroes, asks me to create a new character for the show and actually be it on the next season. Id play as a callcenter agent that can talk to N number of people using any and ALL spoken language through telephony devices (fax, POTS, mobilphone, etc.) without actually touching it. Give me the name of the person and the…CITY AND STATE PLEASE! And Ill patch you through. Ill be useful, just imagine whaddif Hiro's time travelling and finds himself in Bratislava; Claire's in Texas; Ando's in Tokyo? I can call them and tell them who needs our help. But for that to happen all Telepaths should be axed off from the storyline. And to add a twist to it, I say my first episode should find me waking up in a callcenter in India after sleeping in our center's slumber room here in Manila and to top it off Mohinder Suresh is my Supervisor. HAHA!
Sir Stan Lee add me up for the next season ill be a fucking hit.
Joel sent to all his friends a cutesy trivia how all people will have a stroke of luck one way or another that day. Twas July 07, 2007. I was just enjoying the slowdown effect of that neverland sniff-stuff when a text from an unregistered number said that Joel' s phone got snatched. We bought a new phone at Greenhills. Heres the BEFORE and AFTER cellphone.
BEFORE AFTER

Hes so hot my throat's getting dry like the Atacama and my _ is gushing wet like the Niagara. How cheesy can I get! I just love the thin pink lips and the facial hair. Scruffy sexy thats how i can describe him. The dancing made me all the more fall for him. Wherever you are send me a postcard. I hope you get lost in my country. Grr! In this video hes lipping and dancing to Kaskade's STARS ALIGN. How good can a scruffy brokish straight guy. I now know the answer to the quirky question: Who would you like to get stuck in an elevator? Well yes, Matilda and Frankienella, I join you in your prayers. Lets hope hes Bi! Enjoy the video. And if you know him. Beep me!
I just finished watching Episode 16 of HEROES. I know, dont hurl me with rocks just yet for just starting to get hooked with the show. Alot of you may have already seen the season ender but I intentionally watched it just 2 days ago. I wanna see the whole season on DVD, pirated that is. I got my copy for 35 bucks, all 23 episodes. So far Im not complaining story and actingwise. Characters include radioactive emo (Ted), an indestructible cheerleader, a telekinetic guy that wants all other powers, a nurse who absorbs powers from other "Heroes", invisible man, a black brainwasher, a cop with telepathy, the cheerleader's biological mom who plays with fire and a webstripper who has multiple personality disorder. All this is reminiscent of 4400 or ultimately XMEN. Stan Lee did a cameo talking to protagonist Hiro Nakamura as he gets in the bus he's driving. The character development is nice. The villains are loathsome but not tiring. The storyline is concrete. My favorite power is that of the cheerleader. Imagine being squashed by a horde of footballers and after some jiggling of dislocated joints and hand combing of hair just a bit, youre back on your feet looking fabulous as ever with Irene Cara's FAME blaring from the background. Honestly, I didnt see myself liking Heroes at the get go, I gave up on cartoons and freakshows early in my teenage years. Im not a fan of fiction. So 7 more episodes. Give me your best shot Hiro, Ill be watching.
Im having my biweekly hiccup attacks as im typing this . Somebody put a wet tissue on my forehead. At this point my beloved LICE, I want to show you how much love and admiration you have extended my lowly spot in the vast blogosphere. You can expect that Ill return your visits with better posts and more incrimating pics. Soo fun!
G'day to my readers from the land of cutesy koalas! Hi Canada..hmm thats all. Selamat Datang Malaysia! Hola Mexico! and to all my Pinoy readers: MABUHAY ANG MGA BAKLA!
We almost didnt get in. Penny and Me. The girls from the sign in took pity in our petite frames and allowed us to join the free for all. I had only one goal in mind last night — Meet TorresClaren aka junkyardkid. Shallow HAH! At least I didnt made a fool of myself blabbering about my adsense earnings, pageranks and branding myself WHILST WEARING A LOUSY JESTERISH HAT. A lot of people there thought too much of the event and themselves that they forgot to socialize. The crowd honestly bore me to tears. Food and booze were great. I dig everything that's free. I met Ade Magnaye. Really grounded fella who knows how to talk. Met the self proclaimed RISING INTERNET STAR — Mike Villar. I had fun watching him boosting the clown guys ego for a Winston cig. He regretted that conversation and asked Ade not to post his BFF snaps with that guy. San Miguel Pale for you Mike. We left the place around 1 am. Penny and I still have to go to work. 6 tipsy people being asked for directions on how to head out to the main road from Mall of Asia is not a good Idea. I cant recall the number of times Mike cussed at us for making him drive through mugging alleys and dead ends. Fun night looking forward to better conventions.
Im talking about Regine Velasquez. No other singer in the world can do her vocal calisthenics! I wish she lives forever. To Mariah and to all the other snotty lipsynch artists out there watch this lady. I hope by watching this, we Filipinos can be filled with pride that we have the greatest voice there is. To the rest of my readers from other countries Id like you to listen to the incredible, extremely unforgettable, soaring voice of Regine Velasquez. Prepare to become a fan.

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