Dooobey Dooobey Dooo

I must say that being with cool, meth-ed, and funkee friends is a blessing. But they sometimes tick you off that youd somehow contemplate on a life sentence in jail or living with their craziness for the rest of eternity. Killing a friend kids is never an option if your mad at one. Duct taping them to their beds might be a good substitute.

At this juncture I want to say thank you to all the peeps that Ive been to parties with, got drunk with and got drunk-laid with (either planned or accidental). Thanks guys, you made my hole bigger! I remember being so drunk that I thought of taking a shower to snooze me up. The day after that I learned that everybody got a view of my weeny in all its sloppy glory. EWW! I fell asleep in the shower NAKED!

I still cant get over our last joint. Gimme some more of the BURMESE stuff. One thing that I also cant get over with is how our friend Mikey played with our then paranoid heads. She made us listen to a track that at that time even with my lucidness was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MARIAH. Mikey was saying that its not Mariah in spite of the crackling HO voice and whistling. Penny tends to be bitchy when shes at it. Shes also inclined to believe anything contrary to what I believe.So she bawled out in her usual staccato installment laugh and said: You being a big FAN of MC should know that the singer is so not Mariah! Mikey said that itd be great if we start doing some bets. I said a trip to tokyotokyo. Loser pays and  looks on as Winner eats all the sushi he can eat. Penny was like — Youre on! Little did she know that Mikey was playing mind games only were his lab rats. He told Penny that it was Kelis.

Alright you be the judge.  But dont listen to it if your under the influence of anything or while Mikey is around, cause you might just believe it when he say that its macy gray whos whistling.